I have no idea why I woke up with the word 'programmer' in my head and then why I would continue to think about the word but I did. If it makes you wonder about my state of mind, please don't bother - that ship sailed....
Ok, so programmer. It's an odd word - does it mean that the person is for grammar? If so, they need to also think about spelling but one gripe at a time. If they are 'for' grammar, does that also mean there are antigrammers? If so, what do they do? Do they go around defiling the English language? If so, they've already got a name - Americans.
Then I realized I was probably being really stupid about this, a big of a thickie (ok, I probably watched too much Blackadder last night) - the base word is 'program' and so therefore, it must be mean being in favor of grams. If you have a program, then must you not also have an antigram? Or maybe it's just a disgram.....? Some might argue that you don't need an alternative - you have a program, why would you be against a gram? Well, there are those who feel that everything should have an equal and opposing view and I'm just playing devil's advocate here so work with me.
If you have a program, do you also have a proton....? Oh yeah.... Somehow I don't think they're related though. What about an antiton? What about antimatter? Does that mean you're against matter or you're against mattering? Is mattering a word?
Ok, this needs to continue later, I'm blathering......
